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Golden Tweet of the Day: @Tweetin4Palin

Also sometimes I look at roses and think why so foldy? I don’t trust ‘em.
– @Tweetin4Palin

Golden Tweet of the Day: @UPTIGHTer

My tweets are my property.
To steal them means you are violating the Unintellectual Property Law.

– @UPTIGHTer

Golden Tweet of the Day: @goldengateblond

I think it’s “starve a cold, feed a fever” but I have both so I’m eating this ice cream because, you know, health.

– @goldengateblond

Golden Tweet of the Day: @avi1111

According to TV ads, you’re depression-free when you feel like bringing your husband a fruit platter.
– @avi1111

Golden Tweet of the Day: @Just_Alison

Quit telling me how to live my life, one-way streets and stop signs.
– @Just_Alison

Golden tweet of the Day: @cravenheart

Sorry dude. My wife and I had a meeting and we’ve decided I don’t want to hang out with you any more.
– @cravenheart

Golden Tweet of the Day: @Miss_Cook

It’s adorable how this salesman thinks I’m interested in buying a sweeper when I’m just bored and unemployed.

– @Miss_Cook

Golden Tweet of the Day: @lukeinvan

My son just made this awesome sand castle with cannons and everything, but all the cat cares about is this kid sitting in his litter box.
– @lukeinvan

Golden Tweet of the Day: @succitaM

The best things in life are free..ied in butter and covered in cheese.
– @succitaM

Golden Tweet of the Day: @chrisblake

If I’m not careful, all these amazing weekends will add up to an amazing life.
– @chrisblake