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We need guns so that we can…uh…why do we need guns? Oh yeah, so we can shoot.

- @BrentSpiner

Mr. Spiner offers some funny commentary about the right to bear arms.

A toast Gentlemen, To girlfriends and wives. May they never meet.

–@Bot_Dave

We agree with Dave here. Best for some to not know who the other is hooking up with if it can be avoided. Bot Dave is a rather amusing Twitter user. We suggest following him.

A few days ago, Golden Twist was pleased to crown Stephanie Beck as the winner of the Golden Twist $5,000 Sweepstakes.  Stephanie was sent $5,000 in one lump sum, and we trust that she will spend the cash on something fun. Check out Stephanie’s testimonial below:

When a friend told me about the giveaway I went to the site and lost about an hour reading tweets and checking out some of the links in them.  My husband thought I was crazy sitting there laughing for no obvious good reason.   I loved the idea of  having a sponsored tweet but I couldn’t think of anything interesting to tweet about.  So I raided the school supply of 3×5 cards and mailed it in. One word can not describe how surprised I was when I received the email that said I won.  First I checked it for a virus then opened it hoping it wasn’t another International Lottery win (I’ve already won over 60 million+ including money from inheritance & helping displaced royalty).    In my wildest dreams I never thought that the sweetest treat would come from a GoldenTwist for the tweet that went unTwittered.

Thank you @WillPao for having the giveaway and for giving me something to tweet about.

–Stephanie Beck

Thanks for entering, Stephanie. Go buy yourself something nice now, ya hear.  For those of you who entered and didn’t win, I have good news.  Another sweepstakes may be on the horizon soon.  So, don’t touch that dial.  Subscribe to GoldenTwist.net by clicking here so that you can be notified of any important announcements.

GoldenTwist has selected a winner in its $5,000 Sweepstakes!  The sweepstakes was conducted via random.org just a few hours ago.  The winner has been notified, and with their consent, we will be posting a statement by her on this blog in a few days.

We want to thank all the participants. We received exactly 601 entries–quite a lot of envelopes to sort through.

Thanks again for your support, and we hope that you continue to enjoy perusing Golden Twist.

You know who sucks? Aggressive drivers.
And cowardly drivers.
And slow drivers.
And drivers who are not me.

– @joeschmitt

Dear self: If scratching your face with a clicky pen, make sure the tip isn’t out. Also, no one believes they are cat whiskers. Stop trying.

– @bumpcrud

If you’re in a Silent Treatment battle, it’s always a good idea to make sure there’s enough toilet paper before you use the bathroom.

– @jharlot

After 4 weeks on a low-cholesterol diet, it’s become clear that “cholesterol” is just a fancy word for “flavor”.

– @Spooky_Johnson