You know who sucks? Aggressive drivers.
And cowardly drivers.
And slow drivers.
And drivers who are not me.
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Golden Tweet of the Day: @joeschmitt
15. June 2010
Golden Tweet of the Day: @bumpcrud
Dear self: If scratching your face with a clicky pen, make sure the tip isn’t out. Also, no one believes they are cat whiskers. Stop trying.
14. June 2010
Golden Tweet of the Day: @jharlot
If you’re in a Silent Treatment battle, it’s always a good idea to make sure there’s enough toilet paper before you use the bathroom.
– @jharlot
13. June 2010
Golden Tweet of the Day: @TheDLC
Huh, I don’t usually watch golf. The one thing I’m noticing between Watson and Mickelszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
– @TheDLC
12. June 2010
Golden Tweet of the Day: @Spooky_Johnson
After 4 weeks on a low-cholesterol diet, it’s become clear that “cholesterol” is just a fancy word for “flavor”.
11. June 2010
Golden Tweet of the Day: @bytErrant
If you want someone to open a work email, you need a good subject line. “Robot Dogs Dig Holes in the Space-Time Continuum.” I’d read that.
10. June 2010
Golden Tweet of the Day: @linajk
When setting the table, does the remote control go to the left, to the right or over the dinner plate?
– @linajk
9. June 2010
Golden Tweet of the Day: @jgwaelchli
Anyone ever take their son over to grandma’s at noon because they can’t figure out what to make for lunch? Yeah, me neither.
8. June 2010
Golden Tweet of the Day: @justmeeagainn
I can no longer afford to see a doctor, but I can afford to see a guy who plays one on TV.
7. June 2010
Golden Tweet of the Day: @iamnotdiddy
Lord: We’re grateful that our families haven’t found us on Twitter & that donkeys can’t talk. That’d be embarrassing for many of us. Amen.
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