When setting the table, does the remote control go to the left, to the right or over the dinner plate?
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9. June 2010
Golden Tweet of the Day: @jgwaelchli
Anyone ever take their son over to grandma’s at noon because they can’t figure out what to make for lunch? Yeah, me neither.
8. June 2010
Golden Tweet of the Day: @justmeeagainn
I can no longer afford to see a doctor, but I can afford to see a guy who plays one on TV.
7. June 2010
Golden Tweet of the Day: @iamnotdiddy
Lord: We’re grateful that our families haven’t found us on Twitter & that donkeys can’t talk. That’d be embarrassing for many of us. Amen.
6. June 2010
Golden Tweet of the Day: @jasonmustian
Not to get too political, but those “Life Begins at Forty” bumper stickers might be taking the whole pro-choice thing a bit far.
5. June 2010
Golden Tweet of the Day: @behindyourback
I went for the handshake, he went for the double cheek kiss and the whole greeting ended up more awkward than a 13yr old’s mustache.
4. June 2010
Golden Tweet of the Day: @shariv67
When I heard yelling & helicopters, I rushed to bury all the weapons, drugs & sex slaves. Turns out it’s just a marathon. Is my face red.
3. June 2010
Golden Tweet of the Day: @gunthergreen
Gunther Green: Fashionable fashionista fashioning old-fashioned fashions that are always in fashion.
1. June 2010
Golden Tweet of the Day: @luckyshirt
I think most of my experiences are the result of someone trying to kill Bob Saget with a voodoo doll that looks too much like me.
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